"Real Men Don't Rehearse paints a lively picture of what goes on behind
the scenes at a major symphony orchestra. Anybody who thinks that all
classical musicians are stuffy and lack a sense of humor will be set
straight by this rambunctious book."
-- Peter Schickele
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REAL MEN DON'T REHEARSE is the funniest book you'll ever read about orchestras and classical music! This is what it's really like to play in a professional orchestra. Unlike the usual high-minded approach, this is a laugh-out-loud look at the culture of the certifiably insane people who play notes for a living. Scroll down this page for complete ordering info, including international orders. Canadian buyers, please click here for shipping deals!
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"You're guaranteed to find yourself laughing out loud while
reading
"Real Men Don't Rehearse."
–-Strings Magazine
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It was written by Justin Locke, who spent 18 years as a professional bass player, playing with the Boston Pops and the Boston Symphony. Check out his speaking appearances!
Complete Info is listed below on how to purchase the book with your credit card, as well as with Paypal or by check.
"If your idea of a great ab workout is laughing until your stomach hurts, this book may save you hundreds of dollars in gym membership fees."
--International Society of Bassists Magazine
This is the best deal on the net ($14.95 plus s+h), as you are buying direct from the author/publisher with no middlemen. Also you can get a great deal on combined shipping if you are buying multiple copies, or if you are buying both "Real Men Don't Rehearse" and "Principles of Applied Stupidity." Your order will ship within 24 hours (often same day), via first class or priority mail. Autographs on request!
And don't miss the infamous 60-second video promo!
For more info, questions, etc.: send an email to justinlocke@juno.com or call 781 577 0169.
"You're guaranteed to find yourself laughing out loud while
reading
"Real Men Don't Rehearse."
–-Strings Magazine
It was written by Justin Locke, who spent 18 years as a professional bass player, playing with the Boston Pops and the Boston Symphony. Check out his speaking appearances!
Complete Info is listed below on how to purchase the book with your credit card, as well as with Paypal or by check.
"If your idea of a great ab workout is laughing until your stomach hurts, this book may save you hundreds of dollars in gym membership fees."
--International Society of Bassists Magazine
This is the best deal on the net ($14.95 plus s+h), as you are buying direct from the author/publisher with no middlemen. Also you can get a great deal on combined shipping if you are buying multiple copies, or if you are buying both "Real Men Don't Rehearse" and "Principles of Applied Stupidity." Your order will ship within 24 hours (often same day), via first class or priority mail. Autographs on request!
And don't miss the infamous 60-second video promo!
For more info, questions, etc.: send an email to justinlocke@juno.com or call 781 577 0169.
--International Society of Bassists Magazine
