Well I made it into heaven. The schedule for day 1:
6:00- 7:00am Calisthenics
7:00-8:00am Welcoming breakfast, with performance by “The Seraphimettes”
8:00-9:00am General orientation with St. Peter (Please note, he has already heard all the jokes)
9:00-10:00 Issuance of wings and preliminary flight instruction (note, do NOT try to fly before being fully certified, otherwise you may end up “doing a Lucifer.”
10:00-11:00am Wing hygiene and maintenance
11:00-12:00 Volleyball (Methodists vs. Protestants)
12:00-1:00 Lunch (loaves and fishes for everyone, please bring your own mayonnaise)
1:00-2:00pm Choir Practice
2:00-3:00 pm Harp Rehearsal
3:00-4:00pm Halo and Robe Fitting (please note the serial numbers– replacements of lost items will be charged at full price)
4:00-6:00pm NOTE DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER THE PLANNED GROUP EXCURSION TO NIRVANA HAS BEEN CANCELLED
6:00-7:00pm dinner
7:00pm Movie night: double feature: “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “Here Comes Mr. Jordan.”
Justin Locke is an entertaining speaker. Call him at 781-330-8143 to discuss having him appear at your next event.
